What I would do when...

What I would do when I was famous for a day: I would go out, sign autographs, make a single in just one day and bring it out on cd (hopefully it would become a major hit). Meet other famous people like Bruce Willis, Christina Aguilera, Charlie Simpson, etc, etc. Go clubbing with Paris Hilton (even though I don't like her).

What I would do when I was invisible for a day: I'd probably go out and steal a lot of designer clothes, and everything around me that's stealable and I want to have. Go round friends and see what they are up to in their free time while they think they are alone. Scare people (especially little kids they are the biggest laugh). Go to the cinema without paying. Turn on my boyfriend while he doesn't notice it. Annoy people and distract them when they are talking to someone else so that it looks as if they are mentally retarded. Talk to someone to make him/her think they are schizophreens.

What would I do when I would wake up one morning to find out that I am the only human being alive accompied by two sheep: First of all I would get a panic attack. Then I would go "free" shopping (including loads and loads of cakes and pastries from the bakery because that food is the best). I would leave my sheep behind to mate so they can re-build their family. I would go to a warm country and enjoy the sun, 'till I'm old and hopefully I would die happily.

What would I do when I got amazingly pissed, drunk too much, slept with the biggest nerd on the planet and the day after I would find out that I am pregnant: First of all I would go to a therapist to deal with my emotions (and hormones), than I would go and have an abortion (I have had plenty of discussions about this, because people see it as a form of killing, and I agree: It is a form of killing, but I'd rather want to kill my children before they are born than during, or before neglecting them because I can't take care of them. I am still a child myself as wel).

What would I do when my best friend came up to me and told me she was in love with me: I would tell her I am not in love with her, she would totally understand that.

What would I do when the fittest guy was stalking me: I would go to the police.

What would I do when I was in the center of a busy town (london) and my trousers would rip: That depends on what kind of mood I am, if I'm having a bad day I would start swearing and cover it up with a hoody or something, and I would immediately walk into the nearest shop to buy new trousers. If I had a good day and I'm happy I would make a sign out of paper saying: "Oh no, she ripped her trousers!" or "Don't look! You might see an asshole!"

What I would do when my mother would walk in with her new boyfriend, who turns out to be the worst teacher from my school: I would laugh right in her face and tell the teacher ever single juicy story about my mother and I would tell my mother all the juicy gossip that is going 'round the school about him (about how small his penis is and how he smells like seaweed).

What I would do when I would receive freaky phonecalls: Depends on what kind of phonecalls they are. If it is a heavy breather I would breath havily back just to annoy him. If nothing is said on the other side I would just put my phone aside so he/she gets charged while I am not even listening. If it is someone/thing who is making weird noises I would fart or burp in the phone and if it is someone from abroad speaking in their own language I would try to imitate his/her accent and just be annoying by saying everything wrong.

What I would do when I wasn't bored: I wouldn't fill this in.

What I would do when that hottie would ask me out while I have got a boyfriend: Politely say no and thank him for the offer. I would give him my phonenumber so that he can call me when I break up with my present boyfriend.

What I would do when I got used by a lover just for the sex: Actually, this almost happened to me, I got used but not for sex. Anyway, I would probably take him hostage, I would slice him up, put him in my refrigerator and fry his body parts for every single meal. No I am just joking. Depends on the situation again, I if was drunk I can't blame him or myself. If I am single and looking for sex I wouldn't blame myself or him either, because that means that he didn't just use me, if I had a boyfriend and had sex with him I still wouldn't blame him because that was my own stupid choice (I hate cheating by the way), and if I was in love with him and I was too naive to realise he was just using me I would still only blame myself.

What I would do when I get the lowest mark for a test, while I revised for it: I would revise even harder, ask the teachers for tips and extra lessons.

What would I do when I was at home alone and I would hear strange noises: I would go downstairs, get the biggest frying-pan in the house, if it is serious and the noises creep me out I probably would get a knife as well. I would get my cellphone just in case I need to call the police and I will wait untill something special/creepy/weird/etc happens