Thursday, 9 April 2009

Top 3: Ugly clothes 2009

I figured out that trying to bring the amount of ugly clothes back to a top 3 is quite hard. Geez, nowadays people wear everything! I saw a grown-up woman walking around in red crocs today, and yes it did burned my retina! Enfin, here is my top 3:

1:

2:

3:

(Yes I hate Abercrombie and Fitch)

The only thing that is worse than those clothes is the person wearing them. A&F has got the diabolic gift to transform cruel hotties into pavement prostitutes. Here is some proof:



Ofcourse these 'prostitutes' don't ask money for sexuel services. So excuse me for the way I use these big words.

A couple of weeks ago I was sitting in a Pizza Express next to a guy wearing a hoody like that, I can't remember why but we started talking, the conversation went like this:

Me: So you've got a hoody saying Abercrombie and Fitch, Big Fuckin' Deal?!
Him: Yes so? I'm allowed to decide whatever I wan't to wear, am I?
Me: No! You're not, take it off! Now!
Him: No first pizza!
Me: ...
Him: I read this article in a magazine saying that Abercrombie and Fitch is the new trend, and well, i'm quite feebleminded so I buy whatever is published and shown in magazines.
Me: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Him: What, don't I seem like a feebleminded person?
Me: Also, but didn't expect you to be able to read! Pizza?
Him: ...

And the worst is still to come. Dear Readers, A&F wearers don't even get paid to wear those god-awful grave shirts. Here is some shocking image material:

66,60 Pounds

5 pounds

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Ridiculous!
Still not convinced by this evil nature of Abercrombie and Fitch? Then take another look at the price, 666, the number of the devil! COINCIDENCE?!?!?!

2 comments:

  1. quite agree darling :P

    although...why were you telling a guy to undress in Pizza Express?? and thinking about it, any normal man (not one of these A&F people) would probs undress for someone like you anyways...most probably without you asking.... just proves that guys + A&F = gay pavement people :) ha ha ha X x X

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  2. Wow 20 months later I noticed that someone left a comment...haha but thanks, don't know whether you are still following..
    Ehm because being naked it better than wearing A&F...but thanks!

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